lostunderthemountain

lostunderthemountain:

"I had everything completely under control.” Dis insisted as the three were being marched by the guards to their father’s study.

"Is that why everything was on fire?" Frerin asked wryly, managing to get a snort out of Thorin, which was good - his brother had really forgotten how to live lately.

Dis, however, levelled him with a glare

"It’s not funny Frer, do you think Father will be pleased that I nearly managed to burn out the kitchens?" 

"And trying to cook as well! Hath the Durin Princess fallen so low?" Frerin mocked a faint, bumping into Thorin, who succumbed to a belly deep laugh as his brother tried to dodge their sister’s furious fists while surrounded by guards. 

sonsofdurin

sonsofdurin:

one of the clauses in bilbo’s contract is

disputes arriving between the contract parties shall be heard and judged by an arbitrator of the company’s choosing, and all pleas shall be pleaded, shrewed, defended, answered, debated and judged in the dwarvish tongue

there only two or three people who ever learnt to speak dwarvish apart from dwarves in middle earth’s history

who wrote this contract

highlyfunctioningsociopathat221b

lohanthony:

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